She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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