Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
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I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
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The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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