don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
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When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
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