My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
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I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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