yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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