New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
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Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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