I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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