their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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