Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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