I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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