My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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