I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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