It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
This baby is an asshole
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
