Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I bet he comes in French.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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