There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
my sisters under your porch take her home
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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