dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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