you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
