I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
He better not be in your backpack
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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