I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
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You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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