Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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