Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
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she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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