Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
Randomize
