we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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