oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
should my penis look like a turkey
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
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