just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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