I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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