Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
now i know why i became what i already was.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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