yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
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Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
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call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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