It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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