i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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