So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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