It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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