Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
