what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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