either way he was missing a nipple.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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