I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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