Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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