i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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