i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i was born a porn star she said
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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