we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
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What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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