How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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