is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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