My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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