You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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