Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
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How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
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So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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