His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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