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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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