You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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