your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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