i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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