I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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