i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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