I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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