How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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